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Hot sun beating down
burning my feet just walking around.

Hot sun making me sweat
'Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet

I can't dance, I can't talk.
Only thing about me is the way I walk.
I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling everything.

Billy Jean's sitting on the beach,
her dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach.

She's got a body under that shirt,
but all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt.

Cos, I can't dance, I can't talk.
Only thing about me is the way I walk.
I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling.

Oh and checking everything is in place,
you never know who's looking on.

Young punk spilling beer on my shoes,
fat guy's talking to me trying to steal my blues.

Thick smoke, see her smiling through.
I never thought so much could happen just shooting pool.

But I can't dance, I can't talk.
The only thing about me is the way that I walk.
I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling

Oh and checking everything is in place
You never know who's looking on
A perfect body with a perfect face - uh-huh.

No, I can't dance, I can't talk.
The only thing about me is the way I walk.
No, I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling everything.

But I can walk.
No I can't dance.
No no no I can't dance
No I said I can't sing.
But I can walk.

I don't know which I dislike more "happy dances", posts that begin with the letters OT, [[[[[hugs]]]]]]] , bad clipart pix of coffee and donuts on boards in the morning,...OK, I'll shut up.  :twistedevil: :twistedevil:

What about dancing woohoos?

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I don't know which I dislike more "happy dances", posts that begin with the letters OT, [[[[[hugs]]]]]]] , bad clipart pix of coffee and donuts on boards in the morning,...OK, I'll shut up.  :twistedevil: :twistedevil:



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are we related?  :twistedevil:

(I like it when they line dance, though)

The campaign to outlaw the use of the term "happy dance" is obviously a failure.  :'(

http://forums.ebay.com/search.jspa?q=%22happy+dance%22&dateRange=all&userID=&numResults=15

[quote author=ginger link=topic=144.msg517#msg517 date=1123651326]
What about dancing woohoos?
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Dancing woohoos will get you banned for sure.