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sneakymagenta

08-19-2005, 05:56 PM
Why do ducks have big flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?
To stamp out flaming ducks.

How do you catch a rabbit?
Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises.

Breaking News: Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

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bargainbloodhound

08-19-2005, 09:19 PM
yep, those are indeed bad jokes.  ;D
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