09-02-2005, 03:52 PM
What do you call a chef that makes cakes and cookies while intoxicated?
Drunken Hines.
If everyone in America started driving pink cadillacs, what would you have?
A pink car nation.
I spilled some coffee. My wife called it grounds for divorce.
Did you hear about the Swedish guy who found God after rehab?
He was a bjorn-again Christian.
What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs.
Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?
Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.
A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
I just looooooove bad jokes. They're so stupid, you can't help but laugh. Or...maybe it's just me.
Drunken Hines.
If everyone in America started driving pink cadillacs, what would you have?
A pink car nation.
I spilled some coffee. My wife called it grounds for divorce.
Did you hear about the Swedish guy who found God after rehab?
He was a bjorn-again Christian.
What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs.
Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?
Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.
A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
I just looooooove bad jokes. They're so stupid, you can't help but laugh. Or...maybe it's just me.
;D
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