02-27-2007, 02:44 PM
A satire:George W. Bush
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Quote: Memo to the Secret Service.
Re: My Strawberries.
Somebody ate my strawberries. I put them in the little fridge I keep here in my bunker on Air Force One, but now they're gone. I bet Koizumi's behind it. He's wanted my strawberries since he first saw them while visiting me during my first term.
Who helped him? Someone had to get into the bunker while I was out pretending that everything is OK. It wasn't Koizumi, because I was with him all
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