03-09-2008, 01:21 PM
Quote:The suspicion that sexual assaults against inanimate objects, including bicycles and hoovers, are on the rise is confirmed by the disturbing news that a man was last month cuffed for "allegedly simulating a sex act with a lamppost", as the Wiltshire Times puts it.
full article: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/06/...st_arrest/
Quote:A Polish building contractor working at London's Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital was given his marching orders after a security guard caught him having sex with a Henry Hoover, the Sun reports.
The Henry HooverThe unnamed perv was supposed to be locking up the site, at hospital admin offices, but was instead discovered in the staff canteen "naked and on his knees with the smiling cleaner"...
full article: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/03/..._incident/
Quote:The man caught having sex with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel has been put on three years' probation, the Telegraph reports....
full article: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/15/...sentenced/