Quote:# If I was unexpectedly confronted with the emergence of a bewilderingly alien and frighteningly advanced Martian life form which appeared bent on killing me if I failed to quickly and effectively communicate my peaceful intentions and potential value to its civilization, I would
1. Die
2. Whip out my handy universal transcorder and start schmoozing my ass off.
3. Well, given that there's no such thing as a transcorder that works for a Martian language that we haven't even heard yet, I guess I'd just do my best to seem non-threatening while communicating my peaceful intentions with subtly universal hand gestures.
4. Run straight toward the Martian while screaming wildly and brandishing whatever weapon happens to be handy.
So who did the hacked thing?? Whoever it was, I think you screwed TT the boink up---it's doing weird things, and it's slow again!!
Torture by marquee tag :blinkie:
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Torture by marquee tag :blinkie:
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I think we're the first site to ever use the marquee tag to scroll multiple tables. ;D
Quote:Whoever itTHE ASSHAT was DESERVES TO DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH! violent1 violent1 violent5 violent5
DITTO!
TG, the boinking marquee tags have abandoned the site.
Next year we'll use the blink tag instead.
[quote author=bargainbloodhound link=topic=17637.msg68866#msg68866 date=1207155692]
Next year we'll use the blink tag instead.
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Is it too late to post a link to an April Fool's Day prank?
Quote:Introducing AdSense for conversations
We're happy to announce the launch of AdSense for conversations, a new type of monetization solution that "puts the 'context' in contextual advertising". Now, in just a few simple steps, you can begin displaying ads that are relevant to the topics you're discussing -- in an unobtrusive screen above your head.
Anyone taking part in the conversation can hit the ad with their hand to immediately take advantage of the product or service being offered. With our new Teleportation Technology, you'll be transported directly to the site where the service is available, or have the product appear instantaneously in your hands.
full article:
http://adsense.blogspot.com/2008/04/intr...tions.html