11-26-2005, 08:08 AM
A guy shopping sees a Barbie display and asks how much the Barbies are.
The salesgirl responds: "Which one? We have Gymnasium Barbie at $19.95,
Volleyball Barbie at $19.95, Shopping Barbie at $19.95, Surfer Barbie at
$19.95, Disco Barbie at $19.95 and Divorced Barbie at $299.95."
Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the
other Barbies are $19.95?"
Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car,
Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's jewelry, Ken's money,
Ken's computer, and Ken's best friend..."
The salesgirl responds: "Which one? We have Gymnasium Barbie at $19.95,
Volleyball Barbie at $19.95, Shopping Barbie at $19.95, Surfer Barbie at
$19.95, Disco Barbie at $19.95 and Divorced Barbie at $299.95."
Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the
other Barbies are $19.95?"
Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car,
Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's jewelry, Ken's money,
Ken's computer, and Ken's best friend..."