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A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant, the husband kept looking over at a nearby table where a lady sat in a drunken stupor. The wife asks "I notice you've been watching that lady for some time now. Do you know her?"

"Yes" he replies, "she's my ex-wife, and has been drinking  like that since I left her seven years ago."

"That's unbelievable" the wife replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."

 

LOL!

I'm so glad I'm single and can adjust my SOCK accordingly. :blinkie:

ign027:

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I'm so glad I'm single and can adjust my SOCK accordingly. :blinkie:
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Don't be messing with the adjusting toooooo much or you will have to change your tights.