03-09-2006, 12:36 AM
Funny 
A guy dies and goes to heaven. Before he gets to the Pearly Gates, he sees two lines. One has a sign that reads, "All men who were controlled by their wives stand here". The second line says, "All men who were not controlled by their wives stand here". The first line stretched on for miles. The second only had one person standing in front of it. So he went up to the one guy and asked. "Why are you standing in this line?" The guy answered, "I dunno. My wife told me to".
A guy dies and goes to heaven. Before he gets to the Pearly Gates, he sees two lines. One has a sign that reads, "All men who were controlled by their wives stand here". The second line says, "All men who were not controlled by their wives stand here". The first line stretched on for miles. The second only had one person standing in front of it. So he went up to the one guy and asked. "Why are you standing in this line?" The guy answered, "I dunno. My wife told me to".