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Two Blondes with Hammers

Carol and Donna, were doing some carpentry work
on a Habitat for Humanity house.

Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would
reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either
toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked,
"Why are you throwing those nails away?"

Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch,
about half of them have the head on the wrong end
and I throw them away."

Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron!
Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other
side of the house!"
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[quote author=stardust link=topic=2723.msg9739#msg9739 date=1140432373]
"You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other
side of the house!"[/quote]

Gosh -- to think I have been throwing away perfectly good blondes all this time.....
Quote:They're for the othe side of the house!"

Happy001
Laughing4          Happy001
This Google ad was lurking at the top of this page:


Great Hydraulic Hammers
Hammers Crushers and Pulverizers
Skid Steers to 100000 lb Excavators

I am not sure what a Skid Steer is, but if the Blondes get ahold of them, look out!!!
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I am not sure what a Skid Steer is, but if the Blondes get ahold of them, look out!!!

Think of how much fun they would have with a stud finder!
[quote author=Anita link=topic=2723.msg9901#msg9901 date=1140678069]
I am not sure what a Skid Steer is, but if the Blondes get ahold of them, look out!!!

Think of how much fun they would have with a stud finder!
[/quote]
  Laughing4

Right now there are google ads for *Tool Hammers*  Dazed012 -- and right next to it an ad for *Medical Supplies*.
Happy001
I'm not sure which I'm enjoying more. The joke or everyone's comments.
Why is everyone picking on me?  Crybaby2
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