04-09-2006, 07:43 PM
Developing story
The late morning stillness near the Bull Run Battlefield Park was shattered by the sound of exploding rose-colored glasses yesterday when BBH launched a brutal attack that was as vicious as unprovoked, mercilessly educating GBB members on how to make money on the Internet. Stunned, GBB member Retrofabric vainly pleaded for her ignorance to be spared. "I just want to sell fabric ... I don't want or need to know how this stuff works."
This incredibly good-looking reporter watched in absolute horror as BBH gleefully played Benedict Arnold, switching sides at will, demolishing every argument in sight. The normally vocal BFK burried her face in her date's lap, waiting for the torrential onslaught to pass.
Transvestite Vitalguy (alias Vitalfinds), at a rare loss for coherent speach, could only mutter, "I want to slap BBH" and "hopefully those suggestions could be made at the person's current reading level." It is impossible for this incredibly good-looking reporter to surmize what the **expletive** he/she meant by the "current reading level" of computer illiterates.
Today, Amy renewed the battle with fresh and horrific attacks, including, "ProStores/Storesense's $249 offering is (feces)-on-a-stick," "The Zen you first download is featureless (feces)-on-a-stick too," "You can buy SSL certificates for $16. That's less than an order of (feces)-on-a-stick," and, remarkably, "Marketworks stores are (feces)-on-a-stick too."
This incredibly good-looking reporter will continue to observe and report, if possible, in the face of this unfolding situation.
Edited to correct typos.
The late morning stillness near the Bull Run Battlefield Park was shattered by the sound of exploding rose-colored glasses yesterday when BBH launched a brutal attack that was as vicious as unprovoked, mercilessly educating GBB members on how to make money on the Internet. Stunned, GBB member Retrofabric vainly pleaded for her ignorance to be spared. "I just want to sell fabric ... I don't want or need to know how this stuff works."
This incredibly good-looking reporter watched in absolute horror as BBH gleefully played Benedict Arnold, switching sides at will, demolishing every argument in sight. The normally vocal BFK burried her face in her date's lap, waiting for the torrential onslaught to pass.
Transvestite Vitalguy (alias Vitalfinds), at a rare loss for coherent speach, could only mutter, "I want to slap BBH" and "hopefully those suggestions could be made at the person's current reading level." It is impossible for this incredibly good-looking reporter to surmize what the **expletive** he/she meant by the "current reading level" of computer illiterates.
Today, Amy renewed the battle with fresh and horrific attacks, including, "ProStores/Storesense's $249 offering is (feces)-on-a-stick," "The Zen you first download is featureless (feces)-on-a-stick too," "You can buy SSL certificates for $16. That's less than an order of (feces)-on-a-stick," and, remarkably, "Marketworks stores are (feces)-on-a-stick too."
This incredibly good-looking reporter will continue to observe and report, if possible, in the face of this unfolding situation.
Edited to correct typos.
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