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[b]Bad Jokes Atrium [/b]

Quote:A small grocery store had just installed some new juice machines, and everybody who worked there was excited about who would be chosen to run them. One employee in particular, a grocery bagger, was determined to get the job. He went to the manager and made his case, telling his boss how excited he was about the new juicers, and how badly he wanted to be the one chosen to run them. His boss turned him down.

"But why?" protested the hapless young man.

"Son," replied his boss, "Everybody knows that baggers can't be juicers."

It's got to be a bad joke.  I don't get it.  Happy001
I don't get it, either.
*whine*
:Smile
*groannnn*  :Smile
Juicer
someone with undeniable sex appeal- a real hottie-begottie
Bagger
An extremely ugly woman; a woman that you would only have sex with if a bag were placed over her ugly ass face.

definitions from Urban Dictionary
I am clearly so not cool.
(Ask my 20 year old son.  He'll confirm it.)
I had no clue.
Well........for us clearly not-so-cool folks, just the play on words *beggers can't be choosers* is enough for me!  Snorting
The joke SUCKS! Common051
Boo
If I had known Sneaky was going to take the name of this board literally and actually post bad jokes I would have thought twice about naming it the bad jokes atrium.  Tongue
If you have to explain a joke... it isn't funny.  Wink
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