Due to the current change in WP staff I thought it might be fun to replay an oldie of mine. It somehow seems fitting now
Everybody Sing Along
KAREN GOT DELETED BY A VIRUS
Karen got deleted by a virus.
Surfing while at RayÂ’s house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
and Ray begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication, and she
staggered through the screen into the glow.
When he found her Christmas morning,
at the scene of the attack,
she had edit written on her forehead,
and incriminating delete marks on her back.
Karen got deleted by a virus.
Surfing while at RayÂ’s house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Raymond,
He's been taking this so well.
Seen him in there watching football,
drinking beer and
playing cards with Andrew.
It's not Christmas without Karen,
All the family's dressed in black
and we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her email,
or send them back?
Send them back!!
Karen got deleted by a virus.
Surfing while at RayÂ’s house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.
Now the money is on the table
and the loose change in a tin
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched
the hair on KarenÂ’s wig.
I've warned all my
friends and neighbors
better watch out for yourselves,
they should never give a license
to a guy whose name is Ray
and plays with his other selves.