How Ray Romeo Stole Christmas
Every popper
Down in Wagglewho
Liked selling a lot . . .
But Ray Romeo,
Who lived in New York,
Did NOT!
Romeo loathed Ebay, from season to season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his brain was two sizes too small.
But whatever the reason,
His brain or his shoes,
He stood there one Eve , hating the Wagglewhos,
Staring down from New York with a Romeo frown,
At the poppers slaving away in their hometown.
For he knew every popper who was thinking that night,
Would close their Ebay stores wisely--and leave out of fright.
"And they're worried about fees" he snarled with a sneer,
"Tomorrow they will come! It's practically here!"
And the gears in his head began frantically spinning,
"I MUST find a way to keep Ebay from winning!"
For tomorrow, he knew all the poppers in the know,
Would spam for him and make wagglewho grow
They'd work! And they'd work!
AND they'd WORK! WORK! WORK! WORK!
And the more that Ray Romeo thought, with a smirk,
The more that he thought, "I must use their hard work!
"I MUST stop Ebay from winning!
. . . But HOW?"
Then he got an idea!
An AWFUL idea!
Ray Romeo
got a HORRIBLE, AWFUL idea!
"I know just what to do!" Romeo said with glee.
"I'll make empty vows in return for their loyalty."
And he chuckled, and clucked, "I've got a great con.
"With these lies I'll be able to take their money and run"
With snickering Karen posting nonsense and spin
The prospects for changes were looking quite dim
"The plans that we've outlined, we won't be revising,"
Said Romeo, "We simply ABHOR compromising!"
When the poppers were worried and crying no sales,
Ray promised them changes that soon would be theirs,
The way poppers can solve this is really a hoot,
Leave wagglewho now and give Ray the boot
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