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[quote author=Alskling link=topic=3775.msg39663#msg39663 date=1168145774]
Just a few quick definitions before I hit the sack:
Turboturd: n., when the sh*t hits a very fast fan
Turdolitry: n., placing offerings to your divine turd
Turdaholic: n., a person addicted to eating sh*t
Turdesque: n., a seductive form of turd dancing; adj., having the appearance of a turd
Turdocious: adj., the mentality of a turd
Astroturd: n., surface used when cows play football
Sturdy: adj., a stable, strong, durable turd
Turdologist: n., a person who makes a career of studying turds
Turdology: n., the study of turds
Turdalism: n., (1) the worship of turds, (2) a civil structure, where Poppers work for a Lord
Turdception: n., argument from a turd's perspective
Inturdruption: v.t., the act of dropping a turd in the middle of a conversation'
Turdalistic: adj., appearing brown, mushy and smelly
Turding: v., the act of poop slinging Â
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Take the road less traveled. Get stuck in the ruts.
Edited because I'm tired.
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Alskling just for that I hereby annoint you with a karma point.
My favorite
Turdolitry: n., placing offerings to your divine turd
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