Quote:Traffic Rank for Wagglepop.com: What's This?
Yesterday 1 wk. Avg. 3 mos. Avg. 3 mos. Change
N/A* Â Â Â Â Â Â Â 75,390 Â Â Â Â Â Â 61,027 down 21,782
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[glow=red,2,300]I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A COMMERCIAL...[/glow]
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We now return you to our regularly scheduled program...
Platzki!!!! We've missed you!!!
I see the flu hasn't dulled your sense of humor any...still sharp as ever.Â
I saw Sweet 'round here last night, day before yesterday...I can't remember, but it was recently. :blinkie:Â
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I like the feather duster part myself... tee hee hee
Having gas makes cleaning a "breeze"!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ray's new ad slogan
WAGGLEPOOP
If you don't know where you want to go
We'll make sure you get taken
Other ads under consideration for the ongoing grand opening ad campaign:
3-in-1 Protection for your Wagglepoop :blinkie:
Little. Yellow. Different. Wagglepoop.
Go Crack a Wagglepoop.
It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Wagglepoop.
Step Into The Wagglepoop.
There's More Than One Way To Eat A Wagglepoop.
Break Me Off a Piece of That Wagglepoop.
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Ray's new ad slogan
WAGGLEPOOP
If you don't know where you want to go
We'll make sure you get taken
Other ads under consideration for the ongoing grand opening ad campaign:
3-in-1 Protection for your Wagglepoop :blinkie:
Little. Yellow. Different. Wagglepoop.
Go Crack a Wagglepoop.
It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Wagglepoop.
Step Into The Wagglepoop.
There's More Than One Way To Eat A Wagglepoop.
Break Me Off a Piece of That Wagglepoop.
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You and Platzki are killin' me!
WAGGLEFACT OF THE DAY
LEAVE WP NOW!!! part 1
It's been a while since my last wagglefact so excuse me for being repetitive but here goes. This may or may not be the last wagglefact, it all depends on how far Ray is willing to take his scam.
Click on the link below:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=wagglepop&btnG=Google+Search
Looks normal right? Wrong, I have noticed the store in position #2 on that page for over 4 months, maybe longer. Click on it. The store is closed correct? That store has been ther on that page for a long time and isn't going anywhere anytime soon. Kudos to that seller for leaving and also for there google placement. I don't know how they are there but they are. The google placement is significant because the very first store you see if you google WP is a closed store!!
YOHB alerted me to that store being on page 10 of view all stores with 39 items but when you open it there were none listed. I think I watched that store for about an hour or so before it was removed from the list. I noticed the store count early this morning was 323 and at the time I was watching it jumped up to 325 only to fall back to 323 again when Dbdiscounts was closed (listings ran out) later on.
I think with the info YOHB and I have gathered on the ghost stores we pretty much have the ghost stores figured out. We know what they tend to look like and when to suspect a store will be closing. There is a rotation of the ghost stores that Ray has. Some have GTC listings and some don't. Some have a logo and some don't, but when it boils down to it we can spot one from a mile away.
The fact is there is no growth at WP and there hasn't been any since early September. Many more real sellers will be leaving WP in the next few weeks. Some sooner then others. I would say that from what I have seen there is 20 sellers actively pulling listings to go to other venues at this time. Some of those sellers may have more then one store. At the same time there is another 40 or so sellers who are on the fence. The only thing is they saw what was to be a GRAND opening as a total flop and waste of time. Then there is the silent ones. We know them all to well. Those are the ones who don't go to the forums often but some day ask a question like lighthouse did and get terminated for asking it. It won't be long before those sellers come to there senses about there business.
To be continued in a little bit!!
let the truth be told
u1it4less - "it's all in the name.."
Platzki :
Glad to see you posting again, hope your feeling better real soon. We have missed you.