07-12-2006, 06:36 AM
Until the bears correct the missing horoscope feature, I'm afraid I'll have to make do entering the info manually. This comes from the LA Times
Aries - Strange people will annoy you
Taurus - An individual will get on your nerves
Gemini - You'll wish you had more money
Cancer - Two people arguing will irritate you
Leo - Tell the people who are making you crazy to stop
Today's birthday - You will eat cake or something
Virgo - Your boss will be a PITA
Libra - Webby will bug the piss out of you, just like he does every other freakin' day of the year!!!!!
Scorpio - You'll laugh at somebody
Capricorn - You'll be a wussy today
Aquarius - Unless you want to be all wet, heed the call of nature
Pisces - Very important to not be impulsive and jump off a bridge or something.
Aries - Strange people will annoy you
Taurus - An individual will get on your nerves
Gemini - You'll wish you had more money
Cancer - Two people arguing will irritate you
Leo - Tell the people who are making you crazy to stop
Today's birthday - You will eat cake or something
Virgo - Your boss will be a PITA
Libra - Webby will bug the piss out of you, just like he does every other freakin' day of the year!!!!!
Scorpio - You'll laugh at somebody
Capricorn - You'll be a wussy today
Aquarius - Unless you want to be all wet, heed the call of nature
Pisces - Very important to not be impulsive and jump off a bridge or something.