07-25-2006, 01:44 PM
Show your favorite Fee Hike listings here. Don't post just the link because the Boinktards are pulling all listings for Keyword Spamming. Keyword Spamming is the best eBay could come up with. Morons.
Seller: junkyardjims ( 605)
This is an auction for a unique studio recording of The Fee Hike Song, the highly anticipated debut single from The Artist Formally Known as Jims. Jims used to sell books and art on ebay, but times grew tough and he decided to embark on a solo signing (sorry, I mean singing. I don't want to think about the DSS just yet)) career. Mainly unknown in the music world, and the real world come to think of it, Jim's debut single is set to win hearts and minds around the world. Something not many can do.
Radio 1 are incredibly keen to see how Jim's single fares, so much so, they are watching this item. Rumour has it that ebay are being spoilsports of late, therefore, should ebay decide that this song is an inappropriate listing, and then remove it, i'm sure Radio 1 will be happy to expose the fact that ebay are more concerned about repressing free speech than clamping down on illegal items such pirate CDs and DVDs from China.
Be sure to watch this item. Radio 1 are.
The song Lyrics:
Yeeaah
We used ... to enjoy,
Sel ling ... on eBay
But now ... thats all changed,
We got screwed, by eBay
Our fees... have shot up, its c**p
We fell, innn to their trap
Now what we say,
Is, you cant trust eBay
Tell me why (our listings wont show?)
Tell me why (our insertion fees are now more)
Tell me why (our final fees have soared up)
Cos we trusted eBay
I'll buy ... some chan-ges
But what de..ranges
Is, that they saaaay
Its all for, the good of eBay
Gonna go (and sell my stuff elsewhere)
Gonna go (to ebid praps or anywhere)
Cos I had) enough of all these changes
Theyve made on eBay
We are shop keepers, just trying to sell here
We dont really want to go, whoa
Took Paypal or Visa, whatever would please ya
But we fear well have to goooo
We'll try ... to change things
Join us... youre valued
We'll try (we'll try, we'll try, we'll try ...)
Lets not give up yet
(Dont give up, we might just not fail)
(We still like, this big old yard sale)
(Why not try a fee hike ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (Iight just sell on eBay)
Wanna try (to change those minds, up top)
Wanna try (to stay one happy family)
Wanna try (so we can keep on sel-ling )
(Right here on eBay)
Lets all try (respect the other poster)
(Even trolls and the odd flamer)
(Don't know why ...we have to argue anyway)
(Were all part of eBay)
Yes, were all part of eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230011723207&fromMakeTrack=true
Seller: junkyardjims ( 605)
This is an auction for a unique studio recording of The Fee Hike Song, the highly anticipated debut single from The Artist Formally Known as Jims. Jims used to sell books and art on ebay, but times grew tough and he decided to embark on a solo signing (sorry, I mean singing. I don't want to think about the DSS just yet)) career. Mainly unknown in the music world, and the real world come to think of it, Jim's debut single is set to win hearts and minds around the world. Something not many can do.
Radio 1 are incredibly keen to see how Jim's single fares, so much so, they are watching this item. Rumour has it that ebay are being spoilsports of late, therefore, should ebay decide that this song is an inappropriate listing, and then remove it, i'm sure Radio 1 will be happy to expose the fact that ebay are more concerned about repressing free speech than clamping down on illegal items such pirate CDs and DVDs from China.
Be sure to watch this item. Radio 1 are.
The song Lyrics:
Yeeaah
We used ... to enjoy,
Sel ling ... on eBay
But now ... thats all changed,
We got screwed, by eBay
Our fees... have shot up, its c**p
We fell, innn to their trap
Now what we say,
Is, you cant trust eBay
Tell me why (our listings wont show?)
Tell me why (our insertion fees are now more)
Tell me why (our final fees have soared up)
Cos we trusted eBay
I'll buy ... some chan-ges
But what de..ranges
Is, that they saaaay
Its all for, the good of eBay
Gonna go (and sell my stuff elsewhere)
Gonna go (to ebid praps or anywhere)
Cos I had) enough of all these changes
Theyve made on eBay
We are shop keepers, just trying to sell here
We dont really want to go, whoa
Took Paypal or Visa, whatever would please ya
But we fear well have to goooo
We'll try ... to change things
Join us... youre valued
We'll try (we'll try, we'll try, we'll try ...)
Lets not give up yet
(Dont give up, we might just not fail)
(We still like, this big old yard sale)
(Why not try a fee hike ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (Iight just sell on eBay)
Wanna try (to change those minds, up top)
Wanna try (to stay one happy family)
Wanna try (so we can keep on sel-ling )
(Right here on eBay)
Lets all try (respect the other poster)
(Even trolls and the odd flamer)
(Don't know why ...we have to argue anyway)
(Were all part of eBay)
Yes, were all part of eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230011723207&fromMakeTrack=true