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Quote: As part of the staff cuts it announced yesterday, online auction site eBay said it will not release its employees outright, but will auction them off individually. To increase interest in the employees, who will come from the company's offline Butterfield & Butterfield division, eBay has paired each outgoing staffer with a fine collectible...

full article: http://www.satirewire.com/briefs/employe...oned.shtml  Laughing4
I want to see Hairless Chris T on the auction block. I'll bid 2 knives and a hatchet. Off with his hairless head!  8)
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I want to see Hairless Chris T on the auction block. I'll bid 2 knives and a hatchet. Off with his hairless head!  8)
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Personally, I'd like to see Meg and her bad hairdo up for auction, front and center. ANd I just need a couple of special forces guys and privacy with Meg.

Any volunteers out there??? >Big Grin
Quote:Any volunteers out there???

I'll hold her down.  Laughing7

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Quote:Any volunteers out there???

I'll hold her down.  Laughing7

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I'd like to see them auction off lieworld but doubt they would get any bidders.

Who would buy shit?
  Happy001
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I'd like to see them auction off lieworld but doubt they would get any bidders.

Who would buy wombat poo poo?
  Happy001
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Meg & Bill did. That shows you how low-class they are.  Laughing7
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I'd like to see them auction off lieworld but doubt they would get any bidders.

Who would buy wombat poo poo?
  Happy001
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I was thinking the same thing about Meg.
Who would buy wombat poo poo?

All the ebay cheerleaders would.  It would prolly be a bidding war frenzy.
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Who would buy wombat poo poo?

All the ebay cheerleaders would.  It would prolly be a bidding war frenzy.
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