09-29-2006, 06:33 AM
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DEAR DIARY. DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my
pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales
and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the
Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding
and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at
his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a
very attractive and attentive gentleman.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino. Did OK ... Won about $80. The Captain invited
me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete
with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined.
I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go
to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me
and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman.
He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined.
He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship.
I was appalled.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today... ... Twice.