09-30-2006, 04:12 AM
Q: How many persons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One! ONLY ONE!!! And do you know WHY? Because
no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They dont even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!
They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they
figured it out. And, once they figured it out,
they wouldnt be able to find the light bulbs
despite the fact that theyve been in the SAME
CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if
they did, by some miracle of God,
actually find them 2 DAYS LATER,
the chair they dragged to stand on to
change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD
BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID
LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! ITS A
WONDER WE HAVENT ALL
SUFFOCATED FROM THE
PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP
THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE
HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE
AN [size=32pt]ARMY TO CLEAN
THIS DAMMED HOUSE![/size]
Im sorry...What was the question?
