09-27-2005, 01:59 AM
bargainbloodhound is a joke jokes
Why didn't the little Bargainbloodhound want to leave nursery school?
He wanted to be a nurse.
Why was Bargainbloodhound walking backwards on the first day of school?
Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.
Why couldn't Bargainbloodhound buy a bakery shop?
He couldn't raise enough dough.
Why did the little Bargainbloodhound bury his flashlight?
His batteries were dead.
Why did Bargainbloodhound spray his clock?
It was full of ticks.
Why did Bargainbloodhound put cheese on his computer?
He wanted to feed the mouse
Why did Bargainbloodhound run around his bed?
He wanted to catch up on his sleep
What do you call a Bargainbloodhound that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and crosses back over?
A dirty double crosser.
Why didn't the little Bargainbloodhound want to leave nursery school?
He wanted to be a nurse.
Why was Bargainbloodhound walking backwards on the first day of school?
Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.
Why couldn't Bargainbloodhound buy a bakery shop?
He couldn't raise enough dough.
Why did the little Bargainbloodhound bury his flashlight?
His batteries were dead.
Why did Bargainbloodhound spray his clock?
It was full of ticks.
Why did Bargainbloodhound put cheese on his computer?
He wanted to feed the mouse
Why did Bargainbloodhound run around his bed?
He wanted to catch up on his sleep
What do you call a Bargainbloodhound that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and crosses back over?
A dirty double crosser.