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Frigging Fairies!


A MARRIED COUPLE IN THEIR EARLY 60'S WAS OUT CELEBRATING THEIR 35TH
ANNIVERSARY IN A QUIET, ROMANTIC LITTLE RESTAURANT.

SUDDENLY, A TINY BEAUTIFUL FAIRY APPEARED ON THEIR TABLE AND SAID,"FOR BEING
SUCH AN EXEMPLARY MARRIED COUPLE AND FOR BEING SO FAITHFUL TO EACH OTHER FOR
ALL THIS TIME, I WILL GRANT YOU EACH A WISH."

OH, I WANT TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD WITH MY DARLING HUSBAND," SAID THE
WIFE.

THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND POOF - TWO TICKETS FOR THE QUEEN MARY II
LUXURY LINER APPEARED IN HER HANDS.

THEN IT WAS THE HUSBAND'S TURN.

HE THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND SAID:

"WELL, THIS IS ALL VERY ROMANTIC, BUT AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS WILL NEVER
COME AGAIN. I'M SORRY MY LOVE, BUT MY WISH IS TO HAVE A WIFE 30 YEARS
YOUNGER THAN ME."

THE WIFE AND THE FAIRY WERE DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED, BUT A WISH IS A WISH....
SO THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND - POOF! THE HUSBAND BECAME 92 YEARS
OLD.

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THE MORAL OF THE STORY: MEN WHO ARE UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS SHOULD REMEMBER
FAIRIES ARE FEMALE.
^-^

Friggin' fairies is right!

Damn fairies

Quote:THE MORAL OF THE STORY: MEN WHO ARE UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS SHOULD REMEMBER
FAIRIES ARE FEMALE.

Payback does bite.

I dated a fairy once.

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I dated a fairy once.


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Doesn't that fall under the category of too much information?

;D