10-06-2006, 04:47 AM
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I think the life cycle is all backwards! You should start out dead, and get it out of the way. 8)
Then you wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, and go collect your pension.
Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your very first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous,
and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities,
you become a baby.
Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating,
spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday,
and you finish off as an orgasm.
It's GOT to be better this way, cuz this getting old SUX! >
