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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into
Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at
them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no
they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one,
she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you
really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you
got laid twice."

;D

We're talking about a neighbor up my street, right? 

OK I "did her"... twice. I was very drunk at the time.  8)

LOL.

This is why I don't shop at Wal-Mart anymore, too:

Quote:A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into
Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at
them all the way through the entrance.

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LOL.

This is why I don't shop at Wal-Mart anymore, too:

Quote:A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into
Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at
them all the way through the entrance.

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Normal behavior for grocery stores.  Especially in the checkout line.  I've been known to step in front of my grocery cart, with a foot solidly holding it in place,  and not move it forward so the gritch behind me can't start unloading onto the conveyor belt til I'm done.

I've also been known to *step on* more than one unruly brat, too, that's pushing against me in line, watching with great intent my every movement.  A boot heel with 6' of body on top of it can be fairly daunting. 

I like my space. 

LOL, Stardust.

I won't even set foot in the Wal-Mart near here. There are untended punk teens hasseling people everywhere and the store does nothing.

I don't have the time, nor energy, to deal with coughing, sneezing, rude, nasty, bored, trouble-making people.

cough sneeze