10-24-2006, 01:19 AM
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10-24-2006, 01:40 AM
A halloween joke
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image f an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street
toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
... on his heels. The terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image f an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street
toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
... on his heels. The terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops
10-24-2006, 02:43 AM
Worth repeating, from last year: 
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices the very handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you"
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have
been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. Number 1, you have to be
single. And number 2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his
fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Protestant."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices the very handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you"
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have
been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. Number 1, you have to be
single. And number 2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his
fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Protestant."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.
10-24-2006, 03:27 AM
antawink:oops, wrong holiday
10-24-2006, 06:02 AM
Miss Molly:
G R O A N N N N
G R O A N N N N
10-24-2006, 12:18 PM
[quote author=stardust link=topic=5566.msg28784#msg28784 date=1161669736]
Miss Molly:
G R O A N N N N
[/quote]
Hey, I was legal. I used the "tard" smiley!
Miss Molly:
G R O A N N N N
[/quote]
Hey, I was legal. I used the "tard" smiley!
10-24-2006, 07:38 PM
10-24-2006, 07:48 PM
:
I like the decorations.
I like the decorations. 10-31-2006, 08:25 PM
Turn up sound and enjoy!10-31-2006, 10:39 PM
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