11-04-2006, 08:07 AM
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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis
to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of [size=14pt]alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon,
the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol -
Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke -
Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup -
Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil -
Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation -
What can you learn from this demonstration?
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Maxine, who was sitting in the back,
quickly raised her hand and said,
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"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
you won't have worms!"
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She's my kind of woman! (and we could be twin sisters) ;D