11-14-2006, 11:04 PM
Date Line -Hollywood CA
November 14th, 2006
Rumors have been confirmed. Death has struck one of Hollywood's own.
B. Luto, spokesman for Time - Warner, in a press conference today announced the death of a long time hero to many. Mourners were lined-up outside for two blocks after hearing the news.
Luto states, "Doctors have now confirmed our worst fears. His death has been attributed to the last outbreak of E.coli reported recently in southern California". "Seems no one will be spared", he sobbed.
"A nephew of the deceased was on hand to answer questions, as his long time companion, Olive, was too grief stricken to attend.
Arrangements are being made at this time and a formal obituary will appear in tomorrow's Star Tribune.
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