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Step 1: Go buy a turkey & a bottle of Wild Turkey 101-Proof

Step 2: Take a drink of WT-101

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of WT-101

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more WT drinks

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky poo

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: WwwT another wottle of get

Step 11: Stuck a turkey UP the thermometer

Step 12: Glass Uself a pour of DoubleUT (WT)

Step 13: Book the wwwtt for 4-ours

Step 14: Took the oven out of the turk

Step 15: (hic) pete - Took the oven out of the turk

Step 16: Floor the turk up off of the picky

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get uself awother ww-hic-tttt

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour Uself a gas of turk

Step 20: Bless the Lord oh turk, and pass the wt

:turkey4 to everybody

Make mine an Amaretto on the rocks.