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Quote:I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 stones of power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more alone the lines of "Push the button/"

Quote:No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible spot.

Quote:Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free, unlimited internet access.

Quote:# My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

Quote:I will not gloat over my enemies predicament before killing them.

Quote:When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.