06-10-2007, 08:24 AM
the auction: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300118745193
Quote:THE AMAZING PENIS SHAPED CRISP!
During a dull lunch time sandwich, the amazing penis crisp was revealed from a normal packet of walkers crisps. (as part of an otherwise normal boots meal deal.)
Heralded as a cure for male potency problems * and possibly a source of immense good fortune* , the amazing penis crisp is the crisp product everyone wants.Probably.
The amazing penis crisp will be carefully boxed in some sort of anti-crisp damage box (having a bit of trouble finding such a thing at the moment) and sent first class post to the lucky lucky winner.
The length of the amazing penis crisp is 3.2 inches and it has a 1 inch girth.
HAPPY BIDDING PEOPLE!!! MAY THE LUCK OF THE CRISP PENIS SHINE ON YOU!!!! Please feel free to ask any penis crisp related questions.
*unsubstantiated.