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10-31-2005, 12:28 AM,
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Orgasm Types
ORGASM TYPES
Sex in a boat = Oargasms Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms Sex with an accountant = Boregasms Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms Sex while broke = Poorgasms Sex with a lion = Roargasms Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms Sex on a golf course = Foregasms Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms Sex with a former vice president = Al Goregasms Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms Sex on the beach = Shoregasms Sex when you get an award = Honogasms Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = odorgasms Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms Sex that isn't very satisfying = there's the doorgasms Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms Sex using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms Sex with a competitive partner = scoregasms Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms Sex with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms Sex with the host of a horrible t.v. show = Pauly Shoregasms Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms Sex while flying = Soargasms Sex with a bugle player = Horngasms Sex with an astronaut who didn't make it into space = Abortgasms Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms Sex with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms Sex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms Sex with a big dog = Labradorgasms Sex with Beavis and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms Sex with a person who examines dead bodies = Coronergasms Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms Sex with Frankenstein's assistant = Igorgasms Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms Sex when resistance is futile = Borggasms Sex without a climax = Nogasms
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10-31-2005, 01:07 AM,
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Re: Orgasm Types
Sex with xppman= multiple orgasms
  
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10-31-2005, 01:10 AM,
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10-31-2005, 01:12 AM,
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10-31-2005, 01:48 AM,
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Re: Orgasm Types
The f word video was good! |
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10-31-2005, 03:50 AM,
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[quote author=diger7 link=topic=1044.msg4040#msg4040 date=1130723309]
The f word video was good! [/quote] 
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10-31-2005, 04:49 AM,
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Re: Orgasm Types
[quote author=xppman link=topic=1044.msg4037#msg4037 date=1130720874]
Sex with xppman= multiple orgasms [/quote] so..... are you single? ;D ;D ;D ;D 
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10-31-2005, 07:11 AM,
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10-31-2005, 02:44 PM,
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Quote: so..... are you single? Well Im NOT married. Been there done that. NEVER again.  Want some ![[Image: candy.gif]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/xppman/candy.gif) ?  I liked The f word video too. The other one my son said to put it there too. LOL My 13 year old son was the one who found this wacky site. Boy they grow up fast. Now its wrestling, tomorrow it will be the young girls. I tell him all the time (and WILL step up my campaign in the future as things progress). I tell him two words. CHILD SUPPORT. Oh he lives with me and I dont "get any". Child Support that is.
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11-01-2005, 04:59 AM,
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Quote:Sex using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms Ouch! Sounds Painful!
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