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10-31-2005, 12:28 AM,
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Orgasm Types
ORGASM TYPES

Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms
Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms
Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms
Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms
Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms
Sex with an accountant = Boregasms
Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms
Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms
Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms
Sex while broke = Poorgasms
Sex with a lion = Roargasms
Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
Sex on a golf course = Foregasms
Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms
Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms
Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms
Sex with a former vice president = Al Goregasms
Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms
Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms
Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
Sex when you get an award = Honogasms
Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms
Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms
Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms
Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms
Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = odorgasms
Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms
Sex that isn't very satisfying = there's the doorgasms
Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms
Sex using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms
Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms
Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms
Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms
Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms
Sex with a competitive partner = scoregasms
Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms
Sex with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms
Sex with the host of a horrible t.v. show = Pauly Shoregasms
Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms
Sex while flying = Soargasms
Sex with a bugle player = Horngasms
Sex with an astronaut who didn't make it into space = Abortgasms
Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms
Sex with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms
Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms
Sex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms
Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms
Sex with a big dog = Labradorgasms
Sex with Beavis and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms
Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms
Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms
Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms
Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms
Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms
Sex with a person who examines dead bodies = Coronergasms
Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms
Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms
Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms
Sex with Frankenstein's assistant = Igorgasms
Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms
Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms
Sex when resistance is futile = Borggasms
Sex without a climax = Nogasms
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10-31-2005, 01:07 AM,
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Sex with xppman= multiple orgasms
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10-31-2005, 01:10 AM,
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That reminds me you got to check this out:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fwordflash.html
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10-31-2005, 01:12 AM,
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and this one

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10-31-2005, 01:48 AM,
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Laughing4

The f word video was good!
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10-31-2005, 03:50 AM,
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[quote author=diger7 link=topic=1044.msg4040#msg4040 date=1130723309]
Laughing4

The f word video was good!
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10-31-2005, 04:49 AM,
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[quote author=xppman link=topic=1044.msg4037#msg4037 date=1130720874]
Sex with xppman= multiple orgasms
La Laughing7 Laughing4
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so..... are you single?


;D ;D ;D ;D

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10-31-2005, 07:11 AM,
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10-31-2005, 02:44 PM,
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Quote: so..... are you single?

Well I’m NOT married. Been there done that. NEVER again.  Nono
Want some[Image: candy.gif]? La Love4




I liked The f word video too. The other one my son said to put it there too. LOL
My 13 year old son was the one who found this wacky site.
Boy they grow up fast. Now it’s wrestling, tomorrow it will be the young girls.
I tell him all the time (and WILL step up my campaign in the future as things progress).

I tell him two words.  CHILD SUPPORT.  Oh he lives with me and I don’t "get any".
Child Support that is. Laughing7



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11-01-2005, 04:59 AM,
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Quote:Sex using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms

Ouch! Sounds Painful!  Happy001
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