GashMaster has landed! Lick my toe cheese!

[gashmaster]

Oh, that eBay feels so good between my toes, and a little wine to go with that cheese too.

Bow down before the gashmaster and worship meh... And don't kill Kenny you barstardo!

So roll out the welcome matt goilies, coz gashmaster is capable of enjoining the best of you with total flamage and can turn pillars into salt biotches!

woot!

Bu'whee say, "O'tay Panky!" sup froggie? alfalfa drugout and die yet? howbout the darla?

An'waze, you gimme gimme good welcome... everyday!

GashMaster say - DO IT NOW!