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11-26-2005, 08:08 AM,
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la joke du jour
A guy shopping sees a Barbie display and asks how much the Barbies are.
The salesgirl responds: "Which one? We have Gymnasium Barbie at $19.95, Volleyball Barbie at $19.95, Shopping Barbie at $19.95, Surfer Barbie at $19.95, Disco Barbie at $19.95 and Divorced Barbie at $299.95." Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the other Barbies are $19.95?" Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's jewelry, Ken's money, Ken's computer, and Ken's best friend..." 
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11-26-2005, 05:43 PM,
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Re: la joke du jour
"Well, Jay was so giddy that someone named Jay was involved with this site we posted our first non-eBay listing in 3 years here at Lunarbid (we tried two items at Yahoo once upon a time, they bombed)" -Marie posting in a LunarBid thread at OTWA in 2005 wins the award for 'most moronic reason ever given for choosing a venue"
"thanks twat u must have nothing better 2 do. do u talk to all your members like that. will not be recomending your site. best way to put it is TULIPTOOLS.COM IS REALLY SHIT. DONT JOIN." -pubescent owner of rinky dink off2auction.com in 2011 |
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