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Top 10 signs Santa hates you
Top 10 signs Santa hates you
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Top 10 signs Santa hates you
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12-01-2005, 05:16 PM,
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Top 10 signs Santa hates you
Signs Santa Hates You
10. Your stocking is ticking. 9. Every kid gets a candy cane, you get a ball of rusty barbed wire. 8. He brings you a new car -- right through the living room wall. 7. His expression doesn't seem to be "jolly" so much as "seething and vengeful". 6. FBI bursts into your house saying, "We got a tip from Santa Claus you're hiding Mullah Omar." 5. You're being stalked by an elf hitman. 4. You spend ten minutes telling him what you want and he says, "Oh, I'm sorry, were you talking to me?" 3. Only item he leaves a note reading "Your wife was great". 2. The "gift" he just gave you ... 2 weeks on a Disney cruise with Trent Lott 1. His distinctive, "Ho, ho, go screw yourself" laugh.  antawink:
[i]Never look down on anyone, unless you're helping him up.<br /><br />Have a good one! .....Cyndi
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12-01-2005, 08:36 PM,
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Re: Top 10 signs Santa hates you
Quote: 5. You're being stalked by an elf hitman. This happened to me before. It truly did. Would I lie about a thing like that? 
OAI Moron Hall of Fame
<i>sell-thru is an irrelevant and illogical consideration.</i> -KaRay, owner of WP giving selling advice, 2006 <i>the site was 'NOT' hacked but the little script that had recipes on had the link altered</i> -Plunderhere Owner Mark Taylor after his site was hacked by a Chinese hacker gang, 2008 Some people have it like that, others dont. I do. -Probidscripts owner Spencer Osama Binweb Laden Ray bragging about his ability to scam the OAI without feeling any guilt, 2008. How does an auction site get buyers? -question asked at PSU by owner of auction site BidBeaver.ca, 2008 How do I get sales? -question asked at PSU by online store owner, 2009. I was told by my Tech. Support that my site dont really need SSL.. his servers are well protected and that info your providing to join aint really top secret information -owner of auction site TheTraderOutlet.com discussig his site's lack of basic security, 2009 |
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12-01-2005, 10:09 PM,
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Re: Top 10 signs Santa hates you
:hoxmasn30:
Very cute Cyndi  Angel 
~ With Enough Caffeine I Can Rule The World ~
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