IF MY BODY WERE A CAR

[stardust]

If my body were a car,
this is the time I would be thinking about
trading it in for a newer model.
> >
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my
finish and my paint job is getting a little dull,
but that's not the worst  of it.
> >
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially
hard to see things up close.
> >
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
I slip and slide and skid and bump into
things even in the best of weather.
> >
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
> >
It takes me hours to reach my
maximum speed.
> >
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
> >
But here's the worst of it --
almost every time I sneeze,
cough or sputter.....
> >
> >
either my radiator leaks
or my exhaust backfires!

[Anita]

;D

[sneakymagenta]

[snugglypuppy]