Circle Flies

[stardust]

A State Trooper stopped an old cowboy for speeding. He lectured
the cowboy and was trying to impress him, but after a while as he started
writing the ticket, he was bothered by a bunch of flies that were buzzing
around his head.
        The cowboy says, "You all having trouble with those circle
flies?"
        "Well, yeah --- if that's what they're called. But I never heard
of 'circle' flies."
        "Flies like that usually hang around the corral and they fly in
circles around the back end of a horse."
        "Oh," says the Trooper, and he goes back to writing the ticket.
Then he says, " Are you trying to call me a horse's ass?"
        "No, sir," says the cowboy. "I got too much respect for that."
        "That's good," says the Trooper.
        "Hard to fool those flies, though."

[sneakymagenta]

That's cute.

[snugglypuppy]