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09-02-2005, 03:52 PM,
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miscellaneous bad jokes...
What do you call a chef that makes cakes and cookies while intoxicated?
Drunken Hines.

If everyone in America started driving pink cadillacs, what would you have?
A pink car nation.

I spilled some coffee. My wife called it grounds for divorce.

Did you hear about the Swedish guy who found God after rehab?
He was a bjorn-again Christian.

What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs.

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?
Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.


A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

I just looooooove bad jokes. They're so stupid, you can't help but laugh. Or...maybe it's just me.  Sign10
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09-02-2005, 05:13 PM,
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Re: miscellaneous bad jokes...
I thought those were good jokes...hmmm, what does that say about me?  :blinkie: Big Grin ;D
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09-03-2005, 12:51 AM,
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Re: miscellaneous bad jokes...
[quote author=bargainbloodhound link=topic=293.msg1189#msg1189 date=1125681205]
hmmm, what does that say about me?  :blinkie: Big Grin ;D
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It says you're an  Confusedmileyazwipe:

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Re: miscellaneous bad jokes...
[quote author=kim link=topic=293.msg1197#msg1197 date=1125708690]
[quote author=bargainbloodhound link=topic=293.msg1189#msg1189 date=1125681205]
hmmm, what does that say about me?  :blinkie: Big Grin ;D
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kim-->  Violent4
"Well, Jay was so giddy that someone named Jay was involved with this site we posted our first non-eBay listing in 3 years here at Lunarbid (we tried two items at Yahoo once upon a time, they bombed)" -Marie posting in a LunarBid thread at OTWA in 2005 wins the award for 'most moronic reason ever given for choosing a venue"

"thanks twat u must have nothing better 2 do. do u talk to all your members like that. will not be recomending your site.
best way to put it is TULIPTOOLS.COM IS REALLY SHIT. DONT JOIN." -pubescent owner of rinky dink off2auction.com in 2011
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