Don't read this post...

[kim]

...it is disgusting and sick. :blinkie:

http://kdka.com/topstories/local_story_055064825.html

[jezebel]

The police say it was a hoax

A bizarre incident in McKeesport Thursday night involving a microwave and what was believed to be a male body part is being called a hoax.

Police in McKeesport said a woman who needed to pass a work-related drug test was the reason behind a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.

A clerk at the Giant Eagle Get-Go store along Lyle Boulevard told police that a man brought what appeared to be a severed penis into the store and asked her to microwave it Thursday night.

But police said the item was actually a fake, hollow penis that a woman planned to use to pass a drug test.

http://www.wpxi.com/news/7402304/detail.html

[Anita]

I have to share this story. 

When our twins were younger, our son put an Oscar Meyer wiener in the microwave to heat.  He heated it longer then needed.  One of the ends sorta exploded. 
Upon seeing the damaged hot dog, our daughter yelled "William blew off the end of his wiener!"
If a statement like that doesn't send a parent running into the kitchen, nothing will!

[bargainbloodhound]

[stardust]

;D ;D

[amy]

But police said the item was actually a fake, hollow penis that a woman planned to use to pass a drug test.

ohhhhhhhhhhhkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :

[Nat]

[quote author=Anita link=topic=2809.msg10050#msg10050 date=1140907317]
Upon seeing the damaged hot dog, our daughter yelled "William blew off the end of his wiener!"
If a statement like that doesn't send a parent running into the kitchen, nothing will!
[/quote]

OMG that's hillarious. 

[iron_chick]

How would a fake, hollow penis help a woman pass a drug test?

[stardust]

Well.  Finally. somebody else asked the obvious question.  Anybody?

[jezebel]