Why did the chicken cross the road?
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09-07-2005, 08:04 AM,
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads. Freud: The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The ends of crossing the road justify whatever motive there was. Albert Camus: It doesn't matter; the chicken's actions have no meaning except to him. Oliver Stone: The question is not: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" But is rather: "Who was crossing the road at the same time whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?" Bill Clinton: It wasn't me. I wasn't chasing the chicken. There was no inappropriate relationship between me and the chicken. Newt Gingrich Because the Chicken was kicked out of the coop. Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the hell was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?" Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. Immanuel Kant: The chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will. George Orwell: Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you. Bob Richardson Cause he ain't in it fer the hunten! *See Bill Clinton... Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road. Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature. Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it. Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which will both cross roads, balance your checkbook, and solve your Y2K problem. Colonel Sanders of KFC: What? I missed one?
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09-07-2005, 06:19 PM,
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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