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German Man Sues Easter Bunny for grievous bodily harm
04-16-2006, 10:50 AM,
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German Man Sues Easter Bunny for grievous bodily harm
Quote:A German man has taken legal action against the Easter Bunny for grievous bodily harm....

Karl-Friedrich Lentze, from Berlin, has filed a complaint with prosecutors, accusing it of causing addiction to chocolate which leads to heart attacks, obesity and strokes...

full article: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1801049.html?menu=

It should be noted that the man who sued the Easter Bunny is a failed former Dog Brothel owner.  Smile

Quote:Karl-Friedrich Lentze's dream has died. Lentze is a German artist who decided to start a business, specifically, a brothel. Even more specifically, a brothel for dogs...

full article: http://www.utne.com/pub/2004_122/promo/11109-1.html
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04-16-2006, 06:11 PM,
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Re: German Man Sues Easter Bunny for grievous bodily harm
Happy001  What a Boinktard
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<i>the site was 'NOT' hacked but the little script that had recipes on had the link altered</i>
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Some people have it like that, others don’t. I do.
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How does an auction site get buyers?
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How do I get sales?
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I was told by my Tech. Support that my site dont really need SSL.. his servers
are well protected and that info your providing to join aint really top secret information

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Re: German Man Sues Easter Bunny for grievous bodily harm
Big Grin  ;D
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Re: German Man Sues Easter Bunny for grievous bodily harm
Karl-Friedrich Lentze has quite the history:

Artist plans to serve food made from urine and breast milk (HOLD MEIN BIER!)
Mad German tries to ban Santa Claus
German Files Case Against Pope At UN International Court
Artist Karl-Friedrich Lentze Granted permission to be buried with inflatable sex doll
Artist wants to be fed to piranhas after he dies
German artist Karl-Friedrich Lentze has applied for a patent on his new invention: a banana-straightening device
A German Poop Patent Proposal: how Karl-Friedrich Lentze came up with the idea to turn dog droppings into a building material.

http://uk.search.yahoo.com/search?fr=fp-tab-web-t-1&ei=ISO-8859-1&p=Karl-Friedrich+Lentze&meta=vc%3D
:animal020: Cowcheer Gen038 Cowcheer :animal020:
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04-17-2006, 03:55 AM,
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Re: German Man Sues Easter Bunny for grievous bodily harm
kim Wrote:Karl-Friedrich Lentze has quite the history:

*bargainbloodhound thinks to self: hmmm, Karl-Friedrich seems sane compared to Kim  Happy001 *
"Well, Jay was so giddy that someone named Jay was involved with this site we posted our first non-eBay listing in 3 years here at Lunarbid (we tried two items at Yahoo once upon a time, they bombed)" -Marie posting in a LunarBid thread at OTWA in 2005 wins the award for 'most moronic reason ever given for choosing a venue"

"thanks twat u must have nothing better 2 do. do u talk to all your members like that. will not be recomending your site.
best way to put it is TULIPTOOLS.COM IS REALLY SHIT. DONT JOIN." -pubescent owner of rinky dink off2auction.com in 2011
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