Arkansas Blonde :)

[stardust]

      A blonde, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas, walks into a bar
and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking
a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to
the bar and orders three more.

      The bartender approaches and tells the blonde, "You know, a mug
goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

      The blonde replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in
Australia, the other is in Dublin. When we all left our home in Arkansas,
we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank
together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself."

      The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

      The blonde becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the
same way. She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

      One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars
take notice and fall silent. When she comes back to the bar for the
second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief,
but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

      The blonde looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in
her eyes and she laughs.

      "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she explains, "It's just that my
husband and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

      "Hasn't affected my sisters though."

[jezebel]

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