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Everybody knows that baggers can't be juicers
Everybody knows that baggers can't be juicers
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Everybody knows that baggers can't be juicers
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05-14-2006, 03:11 AM,
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Everybody knows that baggers can't be juicers
[b]Bad Jokes Atrium [/b]
Quote:A small grocery store had just installed some new juice machines, and everybody who worked there was excited about who would be chosen to run them. One employee in particular, a grocery bagger, was determined to get the job. He went to the manager and made his case, telling his boss how excited he was about the new juicers, and how badly he wanted to be the one chosen to run them. His boss turned him down. It's got to be a bad joke. I don't get it. 
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05-14-2006, 03:15 AM,
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Re: Everybody knows that baggers can't be juicers
I don't get it, either.
*whine* : 
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05-14-2006, 03:32 AM,
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Re: Everybody knows that baggers can't be juicers
*groannnn* :
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05-14-2006, 04:18 PM,
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Re: Everybody knows that baggers can't be juicers
Juicer
someone with undeniable sex appeal- a real hottie-begottie Bagger An extremely ugly woman; a woman that you would only have sex with if a bag were placed over her ugly ass face. definitions from Urban Dictionary |
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05-14-2006, 04:21 PM,
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Re: Everybody knows that baggers can't be juicers
I am clearly so not cool.
(Ask my 20 year old son. He'll confirm it.) I had no clue. |
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05-14-2006, 08:00 PM,
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Re: Everybody knows that baggers can't be juicers
Well........for us clearly not-so-cool folks, just the play on words *beggers can't be choosers* is enough for me!
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05-14-2006, 08:49 PM,
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Re: Everybody knows that baggers can't be juicers
The joke SUCKS!
:animal020:
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05-14-2006, 09:31 PM,
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05-15-2006, 12:17 AM,
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Re: Everybody knows that baggers can't be juicers
If I had known Sneaky was going to take the name of this board literally and actually post bad jokes I would have thought twice about naming it the bad jokes atrium.
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"thanks twat u must have nothing better 2 do. do u talk to all your members like that. will not be recomending your site. best way to put it is TULIPTOOLS.COM IS REALLY SHIT. DONT JOIN." -pubescent owner of rinky dink off2auction.com in 2011 |
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05-15-2006, 02:38 PM,
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Re: Everybody knows that baggers can't be juicers
If you have to explain a joke... it isn't funny.
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