You know those crappy programmers who don’t know they are crappy?

[mandy]

A list of a dozen signs that you're "a Crappy Programmer (and don't know it)" 

Signs You're a Crappy Programmer (and don't know it)
You know those crappy programmers who don’t know they are crappy? You know, they think they're pretty good, they spout off the same catch phrase rhetoric they've heard some guru say and they know lots of rules about the "correct" way to do things? Yet their own work seems seriously lacking given all the expertise they supposedly have? You don’t know any programmers like that? Come one, you know, the guys who are big on dogma but short on understanding. No, doesn’t sound familiar?

Then here are some signs you're a crappy programmer and don't know it:

Java is all you'll ever need....

full article/list/whatever: http://damienkatz.net/2006/05/signs_youre_a_c.html

[Anita]

#1  You are a programmer at eBay.

[amy]

#1  You are a programmer at eBay.