Two Trees

[stardust]

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a birch or a son of a beech?"
    The birch says he cannot tell.
    Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
    The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert --- can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

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[bargainbloodhound]

:blinkie: :blinkie: :blinkie:

[Anita]

[maryrussel]

[misteroriginal]

OK, so Stardust wins the joke contest.

[BellisimaJ.]

:blinkie:

[valleygirl]

;D