Does your cat stutter?

[Anita]

Mrs. Jones was teaching the class that the only mammal that stutters is humans. 
Little Cindy raised her hand and told Mrs. Jones that she was incorrect. Her cat stutters. 
Mrs. Jones asked Cindy to explain. 
Cindy said, "Well, my cat got out one day and was confronted by a HUGE dog."  My cat said, "pffft pffffft."  Before my cat could say f*ck, the dog ate her!!!

edited to correct grammar errors.  Did I miss any others? 

[BellisimaJ.]

[stardust]

I need a drink... :o