TulipTools Chit-Chat Thread

[cranky_hippie]

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[quote author=cranky_hippie link=topic=5212.msg24519#msg24519 date=1159107740]
Changing the subject: does anyone need a spare hubby? I have one that may need a new home before the hour is up. 
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Hmmm.........I don know. Does he cook, clean, chauffer the kids, stay in shape, and most importantly, can he talk (you know what I mean)?
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No to all of the above. But he is excellent at making one helluva mess.

[BellisimaJ.]

[quote author=cranky_hippie link=topic=5212.msg24521#msg24521 date=1159108059]
[quote author=BellisimaJ. link=topic=5212.msg24520#msg24520 date=1159107921]
[quote author=cranky_hippie link=topic=5212.msg24519#msg24519 date=1159107740]
Changing the subject: does anyone need a spare hubby? I have one that may need a new home before the hour is up. 
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Hmmm.........I don know. Does he cook, clean, chauffer the kids, stay in shape, and most importantly, can he talk (you know what I mean)?
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No to all of the above. But he is excellent at making one helluva mess.
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Well, no thank you then.

[xppman]

Ummm I do all the above. 

My question would be... Is there a good enough woman for me?
She has to be fit, sexually active (at least twice a day) and
know how to process orders, pack and ship. 

Skanky "little girls" from MySpace or Rock Gut Forum whoe's need not apply. 

[cranky_hippie]

Ummm I do all the above.

The question is, XPP,  like most men, do you also take 3 steps back when 1 step forward would make more sense?? 

[BellisimaJ.]

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Cranky, I think we need to add a "buy now" button to Xp's last post. He appears to have placed a classified ad for himself.

The question is, XPP,  like most men, do you also take 3 steps back when 1 step forward would make more sense??

Undoubtedly. In fact, I think he just did.

[xppman]

Ha I AM the man. I NEVER go back. Three two or even one step. EVER  ;D

[xppman]

But umm... one thing I can do is make YOU have "three" in one session.   

[cranky_hippie]

Cranky, I think we need to add a "buy now" button to Xp's last post. He appears to have placed a classified ad for himself.

Well, if I wasn't stuck with the   I've already got, I might consider him. Oh, wait. I tried a younger man once. Forget it.  





Nothing personal, XPP.  

PS: BRAGGERT! 

[BellisimaJ.]

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I am NOT speaking to you.

[BellisimaJ.]

Boinking, arrogant, annoying, one-track minded men!