The Pastafarian Followers of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[kim]

a full description of this fast growing religion is available here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

Beliefs

    * The Universe was created by an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster. All evidence pointing towards evolution was intentionally planted by this being.
    * According to the pastafarians, the monster created the world starting with a mountain, trees and a midget and continues to guide human affairs with his "noodly appendage." Heaven is depicted as having a stripper factory and a beer volcano. Their prayers to "Him" are typically ended by "Ramen", instead of "Amen".
    * Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct consequence of the decline in numbers of pirates since the 1800s. A graph showing the inverse correlation between the pirates and global temperatures was also provided. This component of the theory highlights the logical fallacy of correlation implying causation.
    * Bobby Henderson is the "prophet" of this religion.

[rose]

[Nat]

The Universe was created by an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster

Of course it was....wasn't it?   

[bargainbloodhound]

Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct consequence of the decline in numbers of pirates since the 1800s

I love this part. 

[champagnewishes64]

I need to know...is it P&R spaghetti or Ronzoni? 

[tam]