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10-27-2005, 06:46 PM,
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Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
"Smoking kills, and if you''re killed, you''ve lost a very important part of your life.! -Anti-smoking spokesperson Brooke Shields "The police are not here to create disorder, they''re here to preserve disorder! -Former Chicago mayor Daley during the infamous 1968 convention "If you''ve seen one Redwood tree, you''ve seen them all! -Forestry expert Ronald Reagan "Traditionally, most of Australia''s imports come from overseas" -Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery "The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it''s only the people that make them unsafe" -Former Philadelphia Mayor and Police Chief Frank Rizzo "The internet is a great way to get on the net! -Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole "It is bad luck to be superstitious! -Andrew Mathis "He was a man of great statue! -Boston mayor Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins "It''s like an alcatraz around my neck" -Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces "They''re multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off." -Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers. "The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep." -Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live "We''re going to turn this team around 360 degrees." -Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks "I''m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.! -Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents "When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results.! -Former U.S. President Calvin Coolidge "It''s like deja vu all over again.! -Yogi Berra "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese" -Former French President Charles De Gaulle "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I''m just the one to do it.! -A congressional candidate in Texas
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<i>sell-thru is an irrelevant and illogical consideration.</i> -KaRay, owner of WP giving selling advice, 2006 <i>the site was 'NOT' hacked but the little script that had recipes on had the link altered</i> -Plunderhere Owner Mark Taylor after his site was hacked by a Chinese hacker gang, 2008 Some people have it like that, others dont. I do. -Probidscripts owner Spencer Osama Binweb Laden Ray bragging about his ability to scam the OAI without feeling any guilt, 2008. How does an auction site get buyers? -question asked at PSU by owner of auction site BidBeaver.ca, 2008 How do I get sales? -question asked at PSU by online store owner, 2009. I was told by my Tech. Support that my site dont really need SSL.. his servers are well protected and that info your providing to join aint really top secret information -owner of auction site TheTraderOutlet.com discussig his site's lack of basic security, 2009 |
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10-28-2005, 01:03 AM,
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Re: Funny Quotes
:hohpumpkin:
"Well, Jay was so giddy that someone named Jay was involved with this site we posted our first non-eBay listing in 3 years here at Lunarbid (we tried two items at Yahoo once upon a time, they bombed)" -Marie posting in a LunarBid thread at OTWA in 2005 wins the award for 'most moronic reason ever given for choosing a venue"
"thanks twat u must have nothing better 2 do. do u talk to all your members like that. will not be recomending your site. best way to put it is TULIPTOOLS.COM IS REALLY SHIT. DONT JOIN." -pubescent owner of rinky dink off2auction.com in 2011 |
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10-28-2005, 03:15 AM,
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Re: Funny Quotes
Quote:"The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep." My favorites. 
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10-28-2005, 03:56 AM,
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Re: Funny Quotes
My favorite was the Brooke Shields quote.
"Well, Jay was so giddy that someone named Jay was involved with this site we posted our first non-eBay listing in 3 years here at Lunarbid (we tried two items at Yahoo once upon a time, they bombed)" -Marie posting in a LunarBid thread at OTWA in 2005 wins the award for 'most moronic reason ever given for choosing a venue"
"thanks twat u must have nothing better 2 do. do u talk to all your members like that. will not be recomending your site. best way to put it is TULIPTOOLS.COM IS REALLY SHIT. DONT JOIN." -pubescent owner of rinky dink off2auction.com in 2011 |
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