02-15-2006, 08:10 AM
A State Trooper stopped an old cowboy for speeding. He lectured
the cowboy and was trying to impress him, but after a while as he started
writing the ticket, he was bothered by a bunch of flies that were buzzing
around his head.
The cowboy says, "You all having trouble with those circle
flies?"
"Well, yeah --- if that's what they're called. But I never heard
of 'circle' flies."
"Flies like that usually hang around the corral and they fly in
circles around the back end of a horse."
"Oh," says the Trooper, and he goes back to writing the ticket.
Then he says, " Are you trying to call me a horse's ass?"
"No, sir," says the cowboy. "I got too much respect for that."
"That's good," says the Trooper.
"Hard to fool those flies, though."
the cowboy and was trying to impress him, but after a while as he started
writing the ticket, he was bothered by a bunch of flies that were buzzing
around his head.
The cowboy says, "You all having trouble with those circle
flies?"
"Well, yeah --- if that's what they're called. But I never heard
of 'circle' flies."
"Flies like that usually hang around the corral and they fly in
circles around the back end of a horse."
"Oh," says the Trooper, and he goes back to writing the ticket.
Then he says, " Are you trying to call me a horse's ass?"
"No, sir," says the cowboy. "I got too much respect for that."
"That's good," says the Trooper.
"Hard to fool those flies, though."
